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YourUnclePedro's avatar

Great minds think alike.

Farewell to Volodymyr Zelensky, the GEICO Lizard of the New World Order

Thanking God that the era of mandatory applause for neoliberal mascots is finally over. Can Greta Thunberg come to the White House next?

https://www.racket.news/p/farewell-to-volodymyr-zelensky-the

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

Recently, The Cocaine Cowboy was asked why he always dressed as a ragamuffin even when meeting heads of state. His reply? “To show solidarity with my troops!”

I'm sure that spurs them on to continue fighting and sacrificing themselves.

Here's an idea: Admit that you lost the war and let the Big Boys (ie, Trump & Putin) workout out a peace plan for you.

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𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 '𝒊𝒇 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓' 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒂, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 "𝑪𝑰𝑨 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝑶𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔" 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒈𝒔, 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑼𝒌𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒌𝒊𝒄𝒌-𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔 '𝑺𝒌𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈' 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 "𝑻𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒆 2.0"

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Camo Lim's avatar

"After all, they were getting richer by the day by skimming the cash and reselling military equipment to other bad players around the globe, including Mexican Drug Cartels."

Unless you have clear sources for this claim, its just a bold-faced lie. The vast majority of the military equipment sent to Ukraine are distinctive weapon systems that would be very out of place if they suddenly popped up elsewhere around the world. You must have photo's of Mexican cartels suddenly rolling around in US M113 APC's or Polish Krab self-propelled guns if this is really the case.

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

What proof do you have that they haven't been selling donated military hardware all over the globe?

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Camo Lim's avatar

Not only do you have to come with a source because you made the claim like Jack said, my point stands about it being *very* obvious *if* Ukrainian aid was sent from Ukraine elsewhere. Like I said, these supplied weapon systems would be very out of place if they popped up suddenly elsewhere around the world. I'm begging you, one source of one Ukrainian supplied weapon system showing up at a Mexican cartel, please. If its such common knowledge like you purport, this shouldn't be so hard.

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

Foolish me, I never jotted down the timestamps for these claims over the three years I have been following the war.

I'm now begging you for help in finding them. The two of us will have to review over a thousand hours of videos reporting, analyzing, and discussing the war. I get my news from independent sources which typically have retired military and CIA personnel as guests. For example, Judge Napolitano's podcast has a regular roster of them who show up daily. The others include The Duran, The New Atlas, Scott Ritter, Col Douglass MacGregor, British diplomat Alaister Crooke, and many more. You see, I have this insatiable interest in geopolitics and war dating back to the 60s.

I know that with your helping we can find the multiple claims even if it takes a year or two.

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I am having trouble understanding why you think only large weapons systems exist. Does your universe not include smaller ones such as hand-held and shoulder-mounted weapons? One would think that if you are engaged in selling weapons on the black market it's far less risky to offer crates of the small stuff than trying to sell F-16s, Leopard 2s, or Bradleys.

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Camo Lim's avatar

Still waiting for that source of specific instances of misappropriated Ukrainian weapons, sir liar.

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

Retired Col. Doug Macgregor confirms the Mexican Drug Cartels have Javelin Missile Systems that we sent to Ukraine, currently along the USA Border.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tucker_carlson/comments/1j9e1p3/retired_col_doug_macgregor_confirms_the_mexican/

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YourUnclePedro's avatar

So you are not going to help me find those timestamps?

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It's common knowledge, champ. You should stop relying exclusively on The View for your news.

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And why do you support Ukraine so passionately?

Answer: Because the TV told you to.

I'm not on either side, but have grown fed up with my tax dollars being sent to Kiev to go up Z's nose and help him acquire yet more villas around the Mediterranean.

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Sam Goodman's avatar

Jack, you are a jackass.

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Roger Simon's avatar

Missing from your Schnorrer collection is my favorite, "I'll always call you Schnorrer, my African explorer," originally a New Yorker story by SJ Perelman and later adapted into a song by Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers." Go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMtqqHRvB8

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