Who Should Be the Next Johnny English?

Mr. Bean Has Announced His Retirement from the Role of Britain's Second Best Spy

If trying to select the next James Bond wasn't stressful enough, now the Internets are abuzz with speculation over who will be chosen as the new Johnny English, Britain's second most famous spy.

Who do you think would make the best Johnny English?

• Benedict Cumberbatch

• Jason Statham

• Henry Cavill

• Idris Alba

• Charlie Hunnam

• Lily James

"Why is Lily James on your shortlist?", I hear you ask.

Because it's 2023, Neanderthal!

PS Yes, I know his real name is Rowan Atkinson.

My Preferred Adjectives for Today Are

introspective, indignant, ambidextrous