US Army Goes Full Woke
But it's still not enough!
The US ARMY takes another giant step towards full Wokery
The army finally acknowledges that all the shouting and yelling only serves to boost the stress levels for enlistees trying to not get washed out in boot camp. It’s a step in the right direction. Thank you to the Wokest General ever Thoroughly Modern Milley for this progressive move!
However, it’s still not enough, say I!
What is really needed is for combatants to have the freedom to stand up in the middle of a firefight and announce that they are taking a Mental Health Day off to both sides who will then respect their decision.
In case you didn’t know, war can be even more stressful than boot camp.
By implementing both of these policies, military service will become an option for people who otherwise would have avoided it due to overly delicate constitutions.
My Preferred Adjectives For Today Are
sanguine, eloquent, mischievious