The Mystery of the Markle's Mystery Children Archie and Lilibet!
Do Meghan and Harry Actually Have Any Children? Or is It All Part of One of the Greatest Grifts in Modern History?
Sweet Schadenfreude
Following the endless failures and embarrassments of this toxic pair triggers a euphoria of schadenfreude. They serve to remind us all that there is some justice in this world.
The correct definition of schadenfreude is “pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others who deserve it.” Most definitions mistakenly omit the last three words.
When it comes to those who deserve misfortune, few can top the “Harkles,” as we lovingly refer to them. (Snow Brown actress Rachel Zegler is a close second.)
The suspicion that Mrs & Mr Markle do not really have any children arose a few years ago. The mysterious appearance of Lilibet was the catalyst for such questions. Soon after that, Archie’s true origins also became the topic of heated debate when none of the pictures Meghan released of him matched. His hair would change from dark brown to vibrant red and then back to brown. His face rarely matched the ones in previous photographs.
Lilibet started life as a redhead, then moved onto blonde, and is currently a brunette.
Are Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet True Royals?
Now some three years after Lilibet’s birth, the controversy is exploding as more people join the debate daily. If the children were not born of Meghan, then they cannot be in the Royal line of succession to the throne. This is a growing concern because William and Catherine travel as a group with their children. Therefore, a single tragedy could wipe them out, leaving Harry and his dubious brood next in line.
Just try to picture Harry and Meghan as King and Queen. It would be the end of the Royal Family.
So let’s take a look at the recently released photograph of the Markle kids. Do these two look at all as if they are siblings or even remotely related? Frankly speaking, Archie doesn’t even look like himself in earlier pictures, and Lilibet continues to look at least half-Asian.
At this point, I will hand you off to some experts on the mystery. If you enjoy a riveting who-done-it, you will love The Mystery of the Markle Children.
This lady is a therapist who has devoted herself to unraveling the truth. Her theory is that Archie is actually son Harry’s son but with a another woman—not Meghan. Meghan having had a hysterectomy became jealous of Harry having a child so she developed a plan to adopt a baby girl which she would claim as her natural child. Eventually, she had a falling out with the mother which killed the adoption. However, Meghan has continued to borrow the little girl on an hourly-basis for occasional photos—or something like that.
Dan Wooten also covers the unfolding story on YouTube and his substack. He frequently has Meghan’s half-sister, Samantha, as a guest along with royal insiders such as Lady Colin Campbell.
There are dozens of YouTube channels that follow and comb through the facts about the Markels as they are unearthed.
Why the Schadenfreude, Uncle Pedro?
Harry is by all accounts dumb as a plank. He’s also an ingrate deeply resentful of not being first-in-line to replace King Charles. Then on top of all that, he has betrayed his family with a continuous smear campaign.
As for Meghan, well, let’s just say she meets the definition of a psychopath and narcissist judging by everything we hear and read about her from the experts. She has a terrible reputation of using people and then quickly discarding them.
Don’t be shocked if in 2025 we wake up to the news that poor Harry met his demise while attempting to make toast during his mid-day bubble bath or something equally suspicious.
Both are fine examples of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
The world needs a movie exposing the real Markles.
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Why release a black & white photo in 2024? Perhaps Meghan has noticed that the public keeps commenting on the children's ever changing hair colors?