The Fastest Growing Profession in America

The work is easy, the pay is great, and demand is exploding.

What is the best job in America in 2023 according to recruiters?

I think you already know.

If you still need a hint, it’s part of the medical profession.

Still can’t guess?

Okay, I will tell you. Every hospital, where births take place, needs a full-time expert on staff who will look at each shrieking red infant upon birth and assign it a gender/sex.

Only trained Gender Assignment Officers are capable of correctly divining and assigning a newborn’s true classification.

This exciting new profession is projected to surpass the Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (“DIE”) sector in terms of both job openings and pay by the end of 2023.

Let’s all join the fight to abolish the old unreliable assignment system based on the obsolete PATRIARCHAL notion of observation. If your infant has to tell you its gender/sex, you are a failure as a parent.

Part-time work-from-home positions are also available for people with access to a computer and Zoom.

My Adjectives for Today Are

erudite, mischievous, and debonair