Please Help Democrats Stop a Second Reign of Terror By OrangemanBad!

We need more bogus accusations and charges to smear the gullible people's impression of him!

I am still literally shaking after last night’s Iowa Caucus results.

I hate to say it, but the more bullshit charges we throw at Trump the more average Americans side with him. Are these people too stupid to recall the nation’s Reign of Terror under this monster?

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If Trump can’t even do the Hitler salute properly, he doesn’t belong in the White House.

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Let’s work together to compile a list of more things Soros-funded DAs can use for Lawfare against this evil incarnate. As always they do not need to be true as the mere act of smearing Trump is sufficient to horrify liberal women, Redditors, and other assorted far-left Pearl Clutchers.

Potential Trump Crimes Yet to Be Utilized

• A Redditor recounted how someone back in the late 1990s, who bore a resemblance to Trump, cut him off in traffic and then flipped the bird when he blasted his horn. The Redditor admitted that he couldn’t prove OrangeManBad was the driver, but it’s good enough for our list!

• Another Redditor claims that Trump often wore black socks with sandals during the summer months back in the 1980s. The man has no class, taste, nor shame.

• During Trump’s first Reign of Terror, he often posted mean tweets in the early hours which then sent offended liberals scurrying for the nearest safe space. America will not survive a second Reign of Terror!

• What about unpaid late fees from libraries? Every Boomer had them growing up. Let’s appoint Bob Mueller again as Special Counsel to sift through the records and see what dirt he can dig up. There should be at least one incidence.

• A Redditista who worked at a Manhattan Blockbuster in the early 1990s wrote about how the entire staff hated OrangeManBad because he ignored the “Be Kind, Please Rewind” stickers every time. This demonstrates an unbelievable level of contempt for working Americans.

• A White House kitchen employee who prefers to remain anonymous claims that once Trump left there was enough silverware missing for two and a half place settings.

Okay, I have more potential Trumpian crimes to list but need to take a long nap first as my heart rate is racing at 180 and my blood pressure is 220/180. This happens any time someone mentions Herr Drumph!

Stay strong, allies!

If you’re like me and would much prefer to watch Joe Biden’s controlled demolition of America continue rather than the restoration of America, help me out.

My Preferred Adjectives for Today Are:

seductive, prudent, and affable