Nationwide Manhunt Alert: PLEASE REMAIN INDOORS!
President Biden Is Sending Out a National Alert!
Satan is at large and driving a pickup.
Just when you thought things could not get any worse in America, they do.
Another terrorist did donuts in an intersection painted over with the PRIDE flag.
This is the second or third time this has now happened.
The local police will receive assistance from the FBI, CIA, and NSA in finding and apprehending the villain. Delta Force is on standby to assist with the capture of the culprit once he is located. (Hopefully, I am not misgendering anyone here.)
When a city council spokesperson was asked why the city blows taxpayer dollars on painting PRIDE flags in intersections, she said “Because we are idiots, and besides it’s not our money. LOL”
SO PLEASE REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL THE VILLAIN IS APPREHENDED.
President Biden has announced that no expense will be spared in the manhunt and that he expects all Americans to remain indoors. No exceptions. Anyone setting foot outside will be shot.
Kringe Jean-Pierre did not deny that if the culprit is not identified and arrested by the end of June, President Biden may be forced to cancel the November election.
In conclusion, it’s comforting to know that the police have their priorities straight about what crimes to focus on solving.
Stay safe!
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