It's Sunday. So why not do something good for once? Talk is cheap.

Did you know that you can ask the police to conduct a welfare check on any progressives you might be concerned about?

Has a Progressive Slipped into Radio Silence of Late?

You can ask the local constabulary to check in on neighbors and acquaintances who have seemingly “gone dark.” Oh, you know the ones I mean. They always have those lawn signs to remind every one of their moral and intellectual superiority.

Brilliant! You convinced me of your superiority without actually doing anything.

So please do check in on people who were Kamala supporters or at least have the police do a welfare check on them. This costs you nothing and may save a life.

These checks are especially important with males who were members of Tampon Tim’s White Bros for Kamala during the election. However, you can do it with progressive females as well.

Finally, keep in mind that medical intervention will be necessary in about 75% of cases, so dial 911 and call for an ambulance if you have a hunch that a simple welfare check won’t do.

Learn to recognize the danger signs of TDS and Wokeness.

My Preferred Adjectives Are

Brilliant, Suave, Debonair, and Humble