How To Avoid Being Banned by PayPal

Woke PayPal has declared war on any and all dissent from the Official Narrative provided by Big Government and Big Tech.

We have a leaked copy of the new TOS section on banning users.

Memorize the topics and opinions that will get you banned. Here they are.

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PayPal User Ban Criteria Update

10/14/2022

Dear Staff, there has been some unfortunate confusion over whom to ban from PayPal services.  With this TOS update, we hope to clarify the criteria for banning.

If you spot anyone on any platform or even in-person guilty of any of the following, please check to see if they are PayPal users, and if they are, hit the ban button. Show no mercy.

·        They rely on late 2022 Covid-19 science (rather than the debunked early 2020 version) because it has shown that lockdowns, masks, and untested vaccines do more harm than good.

·        They scoff at and mock Anthony Fauci for being wrong about absolutely everything.

·        They claim to be able to define what a woman is.

·        They show up at PTA meetings to protest Drag Queen Hour for young children as well as the availability of pornographic materials in elementary school libraries.

·        They show up at PTA meetings to protest the brainwashing of their children with the hateful and malicious racist programming at the heart of CRT.

·        After a violent crime is committed, they tend to empathize with the victim over the criminal.

·   They resent 20-something blue-hairs having the power to control what the public can see, hear, and express.

·        They see the folly in defunding the police.

·        They don’t provide their pronouns in written or oral communications.

·        And finally, a single tipoff from any Far Left smear merchant is sufficient for immediate banning.

We hope that this update clarifies who and when to ban our users.

Finally, we have introduced an incentive system for staff. Any staffer who bans more than 25 users in a 24-hour period will receive a $25 gift certificate for use at Olive Garden.

Remember, no mercy! 

WRONG THINK will not be tolerated.

PayPal, Your Woke Payment Processor