How Can Men Have Babies and Periods?

Here's an Intro to Woke Logic on This Matter

I was scratching my head wondering how men could get pregnant and have a baby for quite some time after first hearing about it. The same holds true about claims that men can have periods.

I then finally figured it out. To think this way all that is required is the willingness to turn a blind eye to the “magic part.”

The Egg-Laying Dog Example

So, let’s look at how a dog can lay eggs to simplify the explanation. Here it is explained in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n, so that everyone finally sees the magic.

Step 1. You start with a hen and a dog. Let’s say the latter is a Golden Retriever because that’s my favorite breed. Just the sight of one, especially a pupper, turns me into a 5-year-old on Christmas morning, but I digress.

Step 2. The Wokie then explains that the hen identifies as a Golden Retriever.

Wait wait! If you can see where I’m going with this please don’t say anything to spoil it!

Step 3. When the skeptic scoffs at this, the Wokie responds “Ok, let’s see what happens overnight, Mister Science Denier!”

Step 4. The next morning the Wokie points to the eggs and proudly proclaims “Now do you believe that a dog can lay eggs, you fascist?”

Proof that a dog can lay eggs.

Checkmate, deniers!

Cased Closed.

My Preferred Adjectives for Today Are

Sanguine, ambivalent, agile