Dear Budweiser, Nike, and All The Other Genius Companies Which Hired Dylan Mulvaney

Here's Another Great Idea

Celebrities Spokesmodels For Your Advertising Campaigns

Why not promote your products to Black Americans with one of these gents as your celebrity spokesmodel?

Jimmy Kimmel

Justin Turdeau

Howard Stern

I include Turdeau because if there is any justice this corrupt weasel will be thrown out of the PM’s office within the next year. If he doesn’t end up in prison he’ll be looking for a new line of work.

My Daily Preferred Adjectives Are

bon vivant, inimitable, husky