Canada is No Longer a Real Country

Canada is now the first post-national meme country

The Turdeau Corruption and Insanity Continues Unabated

It’s been heart-breaking to witness the demise of this once great little country in real time.

I predicted ten years ago what an absolutely horrible PM Justin Turdeau would be. My predictions all came true as he demonstrated time after time that he doesn’t have the smarts to work at anything more complex than a barista. He’s an airhead, a himbo, a dummy. On top of all that, he’s a thoroughly corrupt snake and junior league tyrant.

What shocked me the most over the past ten years was Turdeau’s absolute dishonesty, pettiness, malice, and vindictiveness. His ten years in office have been a record-breaking string of corruption and lawfare against anyone who dared to criticize Richie Rich Kid.

Nor should we forget his absolutely cringy schtick of acting like a 16-year-old Tumblr Goth feminista obsessed with virtue signaling. Recall his humiliating correction of an attendee at a townhall meeting who committed the crime of saying “mankind.” Turdeau instantly corrected her with, “Well, around here we use personkind.”

To sum up, Turdeau turned Canada into a global joke as well as cautionary tale of how quickly a democracy can collapse from moral rot at the top.

Now that Turdeau has been pushed out by his own party, his handpicked replacement, Mark Carney, will finish the destruction of Canada.

Let me give you just one example of why Canada is finished as a real country and deserves to be broken up into pieces with the best ones, such as Alberta, joining the USA. This example has to do with obscene abuse of health care.

The healthcare system in Canada has become notorious for its long waiting periods, so you would naturally assume that scarce resources are allocated wisely to where they can do the most good.

Well, you’d be wrong!

Recently, a mentally ill man, certifiably so, in Ontario, decided that he wanted a novelty reproductive system. Specifically, he wanted to keep (most of) his male equipment, but have a faux vagina added. After doing a bit of research on this—so that you don’t have to—it looks as if he got the brainstorm from a subset of Japanese anime porn called “futanari.” In a nutshell, the mythical creatures populating this universe are cute girls with both sets of genitalia. I believe the medical name for this condition is “chicks with dicks.”

The fact that these creatures only exist in pornographic comic books did not deter Captain Kookoo.

According to a new item by Reduxx journalist Amy Hamm, a diaper-wearing pervert has just won a years-long court battle to force his health insurance provider to cover the cost of a very “unique” surgery: he’s keeping his penis, but he’s adding a fake “neo-vagina” between his male appendage and his…waste hole.

I’m assuming that means he’s lopping off his testes? Blech, who knows.

Allow me to emphasize something though: this is a man who wears diapers, sitting in his own excrement from time to time, and now he’s adding a new bacteria trap right next to his poop chute. A bacteria trap that is not a real vagina, which produces good bacteria, and can maintain a healthy balance. This is just going to be a rotting flesh hole, which will no doubt be cross-contaminated while this sicko is wearing his nappy and pooping his pants.

I’m beyond grossed out and disturbed. (Source)

After demanding that he have this deviancy-affirming surgery performed, the Ontario Health Insurance Plan (“OHIP”) declined, in part to no one in Canada having any idea how to do this safely or being crazy enough to get involved.

But it didn’t stop there!

So then, Captain Kookoo sued OHIP in the provincial supreme court, and he won.

This was due in part to finding a shyster specialist in Texas who will happily take his taxpayer funded check. So now the people of Ontario who already have to wait months to see a doctor for a serious problem will have to fork out what will likely balloon up to well over $100K when complications arise, as they surely will. Then throw in airfare and other travel related expenses for going to Texas. As for the legal costs resulting from years of fighting the OHIP over this, well, they could easily be in the $500K to $1 M range and most likely paid by taxpayers.

But hold on, it gets worse!

Turdeau’s handpicked replacement, Mark Carney, is fully committed to carrying on every destructive policy and legislation introduced over the past ten years, including free sex changes for anyone who wants one. Furthermore, parents who refuse to allow their children to be mutilated will have them removed by the government.

Oh Canada, how the fuck did you end up like this?

Here’s Arielle Scarcella, one of my favorite LGB YouTubers, and a reliable source of common sense on most topics, including this insanity.

I am hoping Alberta can secede and join the USA before it goes down the sewer with the rest of the provinces.

A country incapable of saying no to a deeply disturbed individual such as Captain Kookoo is no longer worthy of anyone’s respect.

PS The author was born and raised in Canada before immigrating to the USA decades ago, just in case you were wondering what gives him the right to opine on Canada.

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